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ANTHONY
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Topic: How to get out of a speeding ticket Posted: August 31 2009 at 6:01pm |
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! -xxx http://boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=28727 |
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Killin' em all.
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vorlon
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: February 08 2006 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1285 |
Posted: August 31 2009 at 6:15pm |
shame you cant get out of an OBC ban
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ANTHONY
*Forum Stalker* Joined: September 27 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 763 |
Posted: August 31 2009 at 7:07pm |
It is i come in peace now, really i do no harm Edited by ANTHONY - August 31 2009 at 7:08pm |
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Killin' em all.
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Hagar
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: June 04 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 1622 |
Posted: September 01 2009 at 12:28am |
Damn almost fell out of my chair laughing!
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Secret Spy
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: October 10 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 566 |
Posted: September 01 2009 at 7:47pm |
Hahahahaha
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Phoenix
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: January 09 2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 1131 |
Posted: September 02 2009 at 5:45am |
Now I wish, it could of been that easy for me to get out of all those speeding tickets lololol..
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Sith
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: July 31 2004 Location: Ireland Online Status: Offline Posts: 4002 |
Posted: September 02 2009 at 10:26am |
Easier for women, just stick out your chest and smile.
Didnt work when I did it........
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Vindictive
*O.B.C* Team Member -=Vindicator=- Joined: June 03 2004 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2195 |
Posted: September 02 2009 at 10:29am |
*shuddering at the thought of that image sith
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Phoenix
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: January 09 2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 1131 |
Posted: September 02 2009 at 10:33am |
It works easier for "younger women" !! |
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