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Avner
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: June 04 2004 Location: Israel Online Status: Offline Posts: 198 |
Posted: March 05 2005 at 12:28pm |
"John and Mike meet on the street...", "and the summary of their ages is like the number on the building across". As you said Kami, we don't know the number, but the guy does. It is well understood from the quotes above. There are no 6 possible answers, because if the number on the building was anything but 14, the guy could have solved the riddle immdietly without asking for more data. KamiKaze wrote: "According to what you figured the answer to be, the building number would have to be 14, but that information isn't supplied." Ofcourse it's not supplied LOL! You had to figure it out by negating the other possibilities, according to the given data. Edited by Avner |
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teamobc.com
*O.B.C* Team Member -=Website Administrator=- Joined: June 04 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 13 |
Posted: March 08 2005 at 11:10pm |
Bad puns.............. 1. Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger." 2. NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world. 3. Two boll weevils grew up in S Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much--and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. 4. Two Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 5. A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 6. Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. 8. A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins for Pete's sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!" 9. A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them again and begged that they shut down. Again they refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. 10. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what? (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 11. And finally, ...there was a woman who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!! |
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tater
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Posted: March 12 2005 at 2:50am |
Remember people... it's just a joke. Why don't gay men have to pack anything when they go on vacation??? Because their sh*t's already packed. |
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IvIi$$
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: June 03 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 982 |
Posted: March 18 2005 at 11:10pm |
Most stuff I post in the joke section are funnies sent to me via email or that I have ran accross somewhere on the net. Here is the latest..and its too cute! Miss
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
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Gadget
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Posted: March 19 2005 at 1:20am |
Nursery School teacher say to her class "can you say the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?
A litle girls says "The sky is Definitley blue." The teacher says "No Amy. the sky can be Orange or gray." A little boy stands up "Tree's are defenitiley green." - "Sorry, but in the Fall trees are brown. Little Johnny stands up in the back of the classroom "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" "Johnny! of couse not!" "Well then I defenitley Sh*t my pants" |
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DRIZZLE
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Posted: March 19 2005 at 9:12pm |
Saw this recently: An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller, |
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Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown. |
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Gadget
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Posted: March 19 2005 at 10:56pm |
A 6th grade science teacher asks her class, "What part of the Human body increases to 10x it's normal size when stimulated?" No one answers until little Mary stood up and said, "You shouldn't be asking 6th graders a question like that, I'm gonna tell my Mom and shes gonna tell the principle and your gonna get fired!" Then she sits back down. The Teacher ignored her and asks the question again, "Which part of the human body increases to 10x it's normal size when stimulated?" Little Maarys mouth falls open, she looks around and says, "Boy is she gonna be in BIG trouble!"] "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up and answers "The par tof the body that increases to 10x it's size when stimulated is the pupil of the eyes." The teacher said "Very good Billy," and continued, "as for you young lady, I have three things to say." 1."First you have a dirty mind." 2."You didnt do your homework." 3."and last, One day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed. |
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GhostFace
*Forum Addict* Joined: July 13 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 235 |
Posted: March 20 2005 at 1:04am |
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. If it offends ne1 i m srry and u guys can take it off *edited the duplicates-Miss Edited by IvIi$$ |
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IvIi$$
*O.B.C*Team Member Joined: June 03 2004 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 982 |
Posted: March 20 2005 at 11:49am |
Lol, cute blonde jokes, I am redhead, and well I always wanted to be a blonde, but after reading those, I just remembered why I never did. Too funny! Keep em coming... a bimbonese----roflmao too funny! the only part i edited in your post where the "i knew a blonde so stupid that".... you had reposted a few of the same ones at the bottom...so i deleted the duplicates. didnt delete any of the jokes though... as for someone being offended, well, sometimes you can't help that. I am not sure we should do any jokes regarding ethnicity though, blonde jokes are ok in my opinion.
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KamiKaze
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Posted: March 20 2005 at 1:58pm |
I know that everyone has heard at least 10,000 blonde jokes in thier life, here is one to end all: Q. How many blonde jokes are there? A. Only 1, the rest are true. |
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Stay Real, Stay True. Know where you're comin from so you'll know where you're going to. Don't sing it, BRING IT! |
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GhostFace
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Posted: March 20 2005 at 9:59pm |
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years" Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C". Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. Inventions NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bags Zero proof alcohol Reusable ice cubes Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!" M and M's are too smart! Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's! |
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IvIi$$
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Posted: March 23 2005 at 11:17pm |
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